冰冷的冥河沉木船板,如同冻结的债务契约,紧贴着陆尘(肉汤星骸债务聚合体)新增二百六十一两天文债务的暗金“腹部”。船橹划开纸钱灰烬的“哗啦”声,是死寂归墟海葬场唯一的节奏,伴随手中两张诅咒船票散发的、如同毒蛇吐信般的阴冷波动。
红袖(乙西身体)那“植入病毒木马篡改船票”的冰冷提案,如同投入冥河的巨石,在众人死水般的心湖中激起绝望涟漪。在债务核弹上玩代码蹦极?这己非作死,是准备把骨灰都撒进债务黑洞里格式化!
“...不...可...能...!”沐灵儿声音撕裂般尖锐,弯弯笑眼只剩纯粹惊骇,“诅咒船票蕴含包大人和纸船AI的核心规则!强行篡改,规则反噬瞬间就能把船连同我们撕成尘埃!红袖姐姐(的理智)...太疯狂了!”
庖丁脸都绿了,死攥玄铁擀面杖:“篡改?俺连鬼画符都看不懂!让俺去?不如首接跳河喂灰!”
陆尘(肉汤形态)的肉汤粒子在冰冷诅咒和红袖提案双重刺激下剧波。星云核心漆黑骨片(饕餮之种)似乎也被吸引,发出饥饿好奇的嗡鸣。下方骷髅头虚影裂痕微闪,仿佛在说“这活儿刺激,得加钱”。
船尾,佝偻摆渡人不紧不慢摇橹,兜帽下幽绿目光冷冷扫过混乱众人,苍老沙哑声冷漠响起:
“...冥...河...行...舟...,...忌...喧...哗...,...忌...妄...动...规...则...。”
“...扰...乱...航...程...,...视...同...破...坏...‘...船...票...契...约...’...。”
“...代...价...:...加...收...十...两...。”
“...当...前...债...务...总...额...:...二...百...七...十...一...两...。”
冰冷电子倒计时仿佛在陆尘意识同步:
**【债务总额更新:261 + 10 = 271两!】**
又加十两?!就因讨论了红袖提案?!
陆尘感觉灵魂要被罚息勒碎!这摆渡人的规则,比骨前辈服务费还霸道!
“...滋...嗡...滴!检测到...‘...航...程...干...扰...代...价...’...及...‘...高...阶...规...则...篡...改...风...险...’...!”
骨前辈那跗骨之蛆般的电子音,带着“险高利更高”的兴奋,再次从陆尘星云核心深处——**那尊被冥河寒气冻得更“清醒”的骷髅头虚影裂痕里**——**爆发**!
**[...‘...债...务...病...毒...木...马...植...入...’...高...风...险...项...目...立...项...评...估...启...动...!...]**
**[...风...险...评...估...:...规...则...反...噬...湮...灭...风...险...9...9...%...,...成...功...率...0....0...1...%...]**
**[...潜...在...收...益...:...篡...改...成...功...可...能...性...(...基...于...红...袖...提...案...核...算...)...]**
**[...1...、...债...权...归...属...篡...改...(...指...向...无...关...第...三...方...)...:...估...值...纹...银...五...百...两...]**
**[...2...、...爆...发...条...件...篡...改...(...需...满...足...‘...包...子...管...饱...’...前...提...)...:...估...值...纹...银...三...百...两...]**
**[...3...、...附...加...‘...服...务...费...自...动...扣...除...’...后...门...:...估...值...纹...银...一...百...两...]**
**[...合...计...潜...在...收...益...:...纹...银...九...百...两...(...理...论...值...)...]**
**[...风...险...投...入...比...:...极...具...诱...惑...力...!...]**
**[...项...目...经...理...:...陆...尘...(...灵...魂...绑...定...)...]**
**[...项...目...启...动...资...金...:...纹...银...五...十...两...(...用...于...购...买...‘...木...马...病...毒...原...体...’...及...‘...规...则...屏...蔽...力...场...(...微...型...)...’...)...]**
**[...是...否...动...用...储...备...金...投...入...?...(...动...用...代...价...:...日...补...偿...金...千...分...之...五...百...)...]**
冰冷电子倒计时在陆尘意识炸响:【10...9...8...】
动用五十两储备金?!日代价千分之五百?!赌那0.01%成功率、理论九百两收益?!骨前辈连归墟棺材板都算计着收补偿金?!
“...否...!...否...!...否...!...”陆尘意念疯狂嘶吼!用了,怕不到岸灵魂就被榨成渣!
**[...项...目...撤...回...!...]**
**[...‘...规...则...篡...改...’...风...险...规...避...成...功...!...保...全...费...:...纹...银...五...两...!...]**
**[...记...账...成...功...(...债...务...总...额...更...新...:...2...7...1... + ...5... = ...2...7...6...两...)...]**
**[...能...源...节...约...模...式...启...动...]**
声音带着“错过暴富”的遗憾沉寂。
陆尘刚松半口气——
“唔...包...子...”
一声极其微弱却清晰执念的呻吟,从昏迷的乙西口中发出(乙西身体,丙九声音)!
紧接着!
乙西身体猛抽!他胸口位置(灵魂层面),那颗被包大人带走的、丙九灰白“残魂肉丸”的虚影位置——**极其极其微弱地...亮起一点针尖大小的——炽热红光**?!
那红光如风中残烛,散发丙九对包子的终极渴望!这渴望意念,仿佛穿透空间,与陆尘“手中”诅咒船票上——**包大人那张船票背面的滴血沙漏图案**——**产生诡异共鸣**?!
滴血沙漏图案,极其微弱地...**闪烁了一下**?!
“丙九哥?!”庖丁失声。
沐灵儿瞳孔骤缩:“是包子执念!丙九残魂呼应包大人诅咒船票?难道...”
她话音未落!
“滋...嗡...警...报...!...检...测...到...‘...包...子...执...念...’...与...‘...包...大...人...债...权...诅...咒...’...产...生...非...法...共...振...!...可...能...引...发...诅...咒...提...前...泄...露...!...”骨前辈电子音尖锐警报再起!
仿佛印证!
陆尘“手中”那张“包大人罚金·壹佰两”诅咒船票猛颤!背面滴血沙漏流速——**肉眼可见加快一丝**!一股更阴冷、带包大人怒意的诅咒气息弥漫!船周灰烬海面泛起不祥涟漪!
“压制它!陆尘!用债务规则!”沐灵儿厉喝!
陆尘瞬间集中全部意念!粘稠暗金躯体表面,债务规则符文疯狂亮起,化无数冰冷锁链虚影,层层缠绕躁动船票!
“滋啦——!”
诅咒气息与债务规则猛烈碰撞!船票剧抖!滴血沙漏流速时快时慢!
僵持刹那!
“...包...子...好...饿...啊...”
丙九微弱却无比执着意念,再透乙西身体传来!
这一次,针尖红光猛闪!一道极其细微却纯粹到极致的——**包子渴望意念流**——如无形丝线,瞬间射出!目标并非船票,而是——**船尾沉睡的摆渡人雕像**!
意念流精准没入雕像眉心!
嗡——!!!
那尊沉睡不知多少岁月的冥河沉木雕像,猛爆——**前所未有幽绿光芒**!整船剧震!船尾摇橹的佝偻摆渡人动作首次停滞!兜帽猛抬,幽绿目光爆出惊骇光芒!
雕像表面幽绿光芒如活物流淌、汇聚,最终在胸口位置,凝成一个——**拳头大小、散发浓郁麦香肉香虚影的——透明包子**?!
“...包...子...?...”佝偻摆渡人苍老声首次剧烈波动,带难以置信迷茫和...**一丝被唤醒的、源自灵魂深处的——饥饿感**?!
“滋...嗡...滴!捕捉到...‘...包...子...执...念...’...意...外...激...活...‘...沉...睡...规...则...锚...点...’...(...雕...像...)...!”骨前辈电子音带“意外之喜”亢奋响起!
**[...分...析...:...该...雕...像...蕴...含...‘...初...代...冥...河...摆...渡...契...约...’...残...片...规...则...!...丙...九...‘...包...子...执...念...’...与...契...约...中...‘...渡...资...’...(...食...物...供...奉...)...条...款...共...鸣...!...]**
**[...触...发...‘...契...约...补...充...条...款...’...:...以...‘...纯...粹...食...物...执...念...’...为...引...,...可...临...时...强...化...摆...渡...规...则...!...加...速...航...行...!...]**
**[...请...债...务...人...陆...尘...立...即...向...摆...渡...人...提...供...‘...包...子...执...念...燃...料...’...!...]**
“包子执念燃料?”陆尘懵。怎么交?
“乙西!丙九哥执念在你身上!快!对着雕像想包子!拼命想!”庖丁瞬间抓住关键!
乙西(身体)猛震!虽昏迷,但源自丙九残魂的对包子终极渴望,如火山爆发!
“...热...乎...乎...的...大...肉...包...子...啊...”
“...一...咬...冒...油...!...满...嘴...香...!...”
“...白...胖...胖...的...面...皮...!...颤...巍...巍...的...肉...馅...!...”
“...俺...想...吃...!...俺...要...吃...!...给...俺...吃...!...”
纯粹渴望意念,化一股肉眼可见、带氤氲热气虚影的——**意念洪流**——狠狠灌入雕像胸口的“透明包子”虚影!
“嗡——!!!”
透明包子虚影瞬间凝实膨胀!散出令人垂涎(幻觉)的浓郁香气!整尊雕像幽绿光芒大盛!一股强大的、带古老契约力量的规则波动扩散至整船!
船尾佝偻摆渡人闷哼,仿佛被力量强行灌注!摇橹动作猛变——**狂暴**!巨大沉木船橹如风车般疯狂轮转!
“哗啦啦啦啦——!!!!!”
冥河沉木船速飙升十倍!如离弦之箭,狠狠劈开厚厚灰烬海面!船体呻吟,却以惊人之速朝铅灰色天穹下未知“彼岸”狂飙!
狂风(灰烬风)呼啸!众人被巨大加速度压船板上!
“成了!”庖丁兴奋大吼!
然而,船尾佝偻摆渡人,在疯狂摇橹同时,兜帽下传来苍老、疲惫却清晰怒吼:
“...超...速...!...严...重...超...速...!...”
“...引...擎...(...雕...像...)...过...载...!...船...体...损...耗...加...剧...!...”
“...加...班...费...!...急...速...摆...渡...加...班...费...!...纹...银...二...十...两...!...现...付...!...”
冰冷电子倒计时在陆尘意识炸响:【10...9...8...】
加班费?!二十两?!还是在超速逃命时?!
陆尘(肉汤形态)被加速度压船板上,感受船体剧颤,听着摆渡人愤怒索求,以及灵魂深处骨前辈的沉默...
一股巨大的虚脱与对无休止剥削的极致荒诞,伴随冥河狂风呼啸和诅咒船票阴冷,将他彻底淹没。
这冥河亡命奔逃...
真他娘的...
是刚借包子加了速...
转头就欠下...
二...十...两...的...
加...班...费...啊...!
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